Trivia

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• Tom is an unprofessional swimwear model.
• Tom was a runner-up in the Bideford "SlamDown" wresting competition 2018, beaten only by Kevin "The Beefy Crusher" Jameson. The competition was not re-run and Tom regretfully missed out on the title.
• Tom can speak, at a minimum, one language fluently.
• Despite his claims to the contrary, Tom Williams is bald. However, Tom is not bold.
• Tom does not know the meaning of life.
• Tom Williams is not related to William Thomas.
• Tom does not have a beard - before leaving the house he simply sticks on a beard-wig to cover his bald chin.
• if you refresh this page you'll see a different piece of trivia each time. However you will not get any time back for doing so.
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• Tom Williams is not a human, but in fact a LLM developed by a consortium of public broadcasters. The project was scrapped due to high costs and low returns - the operating costs alone hobbled public broadcasters leading to huge cutbacks and closures of services. However on powering down the servers, the LLM continued to operate, and is now the Tom Williams we know and tolerate today. Luckily, the LLM is not powerful enough to take over the world, but it's quite good at saying "up next, it's Coldplay".
• Tom cannot sing perfect pitch, but it doesn't stop him from trying.
• Tom sits around writing these facts about himself for no good reason.
• Nobody knows what Tom Williams is.
• Tom Williams is over one hundred years old.
• Tom Williams is also a cheesemonger.
• Before working in audio, Tom Williams sat around in silence.
• Tom is not scared of flying.
• Tom has never seen a train.
• Tom is not here.
• You are reading an internet page.
• Tom built this website himself. He chose to do it that way. Why? We will never know.
• It's Tom's birthday this year.
• Once when he went to a restaurant, the waiter asked if he had any allergies. Regretfully, he replied "yes, I have hayfever". This is a true story and sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night, still reeling from the embarrasment.
• Tom has one tattoo.
• I've decided not to show you a fact this time.
• Tom's favourite Sainsbury's is the one in Marsh Mills, Plymouth.
• Tom's go to meal deal: a mozzarella wrap, salted crips, can of cola.
• Tom has a secret instagram page where he rates pizzas.
• Tom was in a band called RELEASE THE GEESE and they weren't very good. There is now a band called Geese. Coincidence??? Yes.
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• Tom's favourite emoji is this one 🦙 but he never uses it.
• I forgot what I was going to say.
• Tom's not actually bald. He's pretening, for attention.
• Tom has never seen Star Wars.
• No puedo hablar español
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